Creepy Obama Worshiper Gets His 15 Minutes

‘Thank you, Lord Jesus!’ Excited young man lands job — for a day — after asking Obama a question

“I have never felt this good except maybe when I got my Playstation3 for Christmas,” Osegueda told the News-Press later.

See also:
Moment With Obama Brings Job Offers To McDonald’s Worker
Barack Obama’s savior-based economy

/yikes!

You’re An Idiot, Give Me Your Wallet Chump

Senator Chuck E. Cheese seems to think he can ride you bareback, repeatedly rape you with impunity, and you won’t care.

/do you care?