The World Has Taken A Turn For The Surreal

‘Angst’-Ridden Hillary Clinton Found Answers in the Beatles

“As I went through my angst period and struggled with the challenges of living in the real world, the more existential message struck home,” Clinton told FOX News’ James Rosen in an exclusive and wide-ranging interview.

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Though moved especially by what Rosen called the “world-weary, drug-fueled existentialism of their later work,” the Secretary of State says she has always approved of the British Invasion.

“Well, like so many Beatles fans, it depends both on mood and stage of life. I have to confess … that the hand-clapping mode was what I first was captured by. ‘I Want to Hold Your Hand’ was an anthem, as you might imagine.”

Clinton named “Hey Jude” as her favorite Beatles song, praising its Biblical tone and seriousness — but she might have trouble heeding some of its “existential” lessons.

Hey, I’m a Beatles fan too, but “hand clapping” doesn’t readily come to mind when I think of I Want to Hold Your Hand , screaming yes, hand clapping no. Hey Jude has a Biblical tone? Wasn’t it written for Julian Lennon?

Originally titled “Hey Jules,” This song was written by McCartney during Lennon’s divorce to help comfort his son, Julian Lennon.

FNC has video of this interview but I can’t find it posted yet. It’s a nice break from Hillary’s grovelling to China.

Clinton urges China to sustain U.S. economic support

Her plea was a reminder of the shifting balance of power between the longtime Western superpower and the Asian giant that finances its consumer and government spending with $1.9 trillion in foreign currency reserves.

“We are in the same boat,” she said. “Thankfully, we are rowing in the same direction, toward landfall.”

In an interview with Yang Lin of Shanghai-based Dragon TV, Clinton said the Chinese understand that the United States “has to take some drastic measures” with the stimulus package to restore American spending, which in turn will help revive Chinese exports.

By continuing to buy U.S. Treasury bonds, “the Chinese are recognizing our interconnections,” she said. She said that the purchases were a “very smart decision” because the bonds are safe and stable.

During her presidential campaign, Clinton had argued that reliance on Chinese bond purchases was making the U.S. dangerously dependent. She said China’s position as America’s “banker” was eroding the United States’ leverage with Beijing.

Well, I’m reassured, aren’t you?

/assume the brace position for Obama’s “major economic speech”, the unveiling of his tax the rich/business budget this coming week, and Geithner’s threat to release details of his AWOL bank bailout plan, I’m sure the Markets will be pleasantly pleased as punch

We Have Crossed Some Strange Boundary Here

Welcome to the CBS Cares Colonoscopy Sweepstakes!

This is an actual sweepstakes and, if you are the grand prize winner, we will fly you and a companion to New York where you will receive a free colonoscopy. You will also be given three nights’ accommodation in a suite at the luxurious Loews Regency Hotel, which will include the night before you are “awarded” the colonoscopy.

What should you expect if you are the lucky winner?

The hardest part is the preparation the night before when you drink a laxative. This laxative is well known for declaring itself at the very moment you have called a relative or friend (or room service) to comment that it does not seem to be working. But hang in, because it’s important to have a clear colon for the screening and the fun part is about to begin —

The colonoscopy at the Center for Specialty Care will be done by Dr. Paul Miskovitz — a leading gastro-enterologist in New York City and expert on colorectal cancer. When the colonoscopy is about to begin, you’ll be given drugs which will make you feel like you’re at Woodstock… only without the music. If you start to believe that you actually are at Woodstock (for example, Dr. Miskovitz starts to look like Jimi Hendrix or you feel inclined to say “far out!” in response to questions), please report the side effect to Dr. Miskovitz or Jimi Hendrix (whomever you see first) immediately.

Wasn’t Katie Couric enough?

/you know, everyone over 50 should have one but this is just beyond bizarre