Life, Liberty, And The Pursuit Of Free Internet Porn

Are you kidding me, internet access is a basic human right? Of course, as long as you have a basic human right to internet access, it follows that you also have a basic human right to a computer, modem, internet service, and hey, you’re going to need a place to plug in and the electricity to make it all work. Can’t afford all that? No problem, it’s a basic human right, demand it all free from your government and, if they can’t or won’t provide it, drag them before the U.N. Human Rights Council for human rights violations!

UN report: Internet access is a basic human right

Access to the Internet, especially during times of political unrest, is a basic human right, says a report released by the United Nations today.

“Facilitating access to the Internet for all individuals, with as little restriction to online content as possible, should be a priority for all States,” says the report, published on May 16 by Frank La Rue, a “special rapporteur” for the UN’s Human Rights Council.

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The report urges states to avoid or amend any laws that “permit users to be disconnected from Internet access.”

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The UN report defines Internet access to include both free information flow as well as access to infrastructure, “such as cables, modems, computers and software, to access the Internet in the first place.”

Read the report:

Report of the Special Rapporteur on the
promotion and protection of the right to freedom
of opinion and expression, Frank La Rue

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United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights (OHCHR)

And make no mistake, when the report mentions “with as little restriction to online content as possible’, that’s a direct shot at copyright holders and any governmental efforts to protect copyright or otherwise filter internet content. You see, no matter how prurient, vile, subversive, inflammatory, inaccurate, untruthful, or proprietary it is, information and intellectual property just want to be free! It’s a basic human right, damn it!

/so remember boys and girls, if you don’t have access to free internet porn, demand it, along with all the equipment and infrastructure needed to enjoy yourself, it’s your basic human right!

Thank You Sir, May We Have Another?

Once again, instead of actually trying to stop the leak from occurring, the Obama administration is simply bending over to “absorb” yet another Wikileaks classified document dump.

Fresh WikiLeaks release ‘imminent’

WikiLeaks, the whistle-blowing website, is said to be hours away from releasing around three million secret US government files.

The classified documents reportedly cover correspondence between US diplomatic missions abroad and the state department in Washington and could reveal “unflattering” views that American officials held about close EU allies and countries like Russia, China and Saudi Arabia.

Governments around the world on Saturday braced for the publication of potentially embarrassing diplomatic cables, as Washington raced to contain the fallout.

US diplomats skipped their Thanksgiving holiday weekend and headed to foreign ministries hoping to stave off anger over the cables, which are internal messages that often lack the niceties diplomats voice in public.

Wikileaks said the newest release will be seven times the size of the October publication of 400,000 Iraq war documents, the biggest leak to date in US intelligence history.

See also:
U.S. warns allies about WikiLeaks
Clinton Reaches Out to Several Countries about Wikileaks
India, world brace for new WikiLeaks flood
Bracing for WikiLeaks, US warns ‘friend’ India
U.K. government wants WikiLeaks media briefing: report
US warns Britain, India over new WikiLeaks revelations
U.S. tense over WikiLeaks plan
Wikileaks document dump has United States working damage control to stem potential embarrassment
Next WikiLeaks Release Could Embarrass US Allies
Bracing for WikiLeaks’ Release of Diplomatic Documents, State Department Warns Allies
Bracing for WikiLeaks, Round 3
Administration braces for big WikiLeaks dump that includes damaging cables
Pentagon Warns of Potential Harm from New WikiLeaks Release
US warns of likely harm from WikiLeaks release

It’s hard to believe that the United States government can’t stop this two bit band of hackers. Wikileaks has also threatened to release classified Russian documents but they haven’t done so. Why?

/because Russia promptly promised to exterminate them if they did