Good Luck With That Guy Fawkes

You really want to piss off important, rich and powerful people and call down the almighty wrath of God upon yourself? [Expletive deleted] with their money. This is so much bull[expletive deleted]. The New York Stock Exchange is one of the most hardened, redundant,and secure computer systems on Earth, Anonymous doesn’t have a chance in Hell of crippling it or shutting it down. Anonymous does, however, have a 100% chance of attracting a massive law enforcement investigative effort. Be sure to lock Mom’s basement door script kiddies and don’t forget to ask to see the warrant when the FBI comes knocking, if they knock.

Hacker Group Anonymous Threatens to Attack Stock Exchange

The FBI is investigating threats purportedly from the hacking collective that calls itself Anonymous to bring down the New York Stock Exchange on Monday by hacking into its computer system.

Members of the notorious hacker group appear to be threatening to bring the Occupy Wall Street protests in New York to a dangerous new level, sounding a call to “declare war on the New York Stock Exchange” on Monday by “erasing” it from the Internet.

“The FBI is aware of these schemes and threats and is looking into the matter,” FBI spokesman Tim Flannelly told FoxNews.com.

The hackers say they plan to launch a DDoS (or distributed denial of service) attack on the NYSE’s computer systems — the same type of computer attack that brought down numerous websites last Spring, making them inaccessible.

See also:
Anonymous Vows to Attack NYSE in Support of Wall Street Protests
Anonymous Threatens New York Stock Exchange Attack
Anonymous Hack Attack on NYSE: Will They or Won’t They?
Anonymous Vows to Attack NYSE
Anonymous Vows to Attack NYSE in Support of Wall Street Protests
A Tree Falls In The Forest: Anonymous Threatens To “Erase” NYSE From Internet
Is NYSE Vulnerable to Cyber Attack? Anonymous Might Just Try
Anonymous Group Pledges Digital Raid on NYSE Next Week
Anonymous Threatens to ‘Erase NYSE from the Internet’
Anonymous to (Maybe) Attack NYSE on Monday, Unconfirmed
‘Anonymous threat’ plot to undermine Wall Street protest?
Anonymous declares war on Wall Street? (Updates)
‘Invade Wall Street’: Occupy Wall Street’s Evil (And Probably Fake) Twin

With a threat this serious, the FBI is likely to get some help in hunting down these Anonymous douche nozzles, namely the full spectrum of U.S. “national technical means”. If Anonymous actually tries to attack the NYSE, using anything that requires electricity, they’ll quickly find out that they’re not so anonymous.

/hey scumbags, you’re in over your heads here, remember what happened to your mascot Guy Fawkes?

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Call And Response

Let’s hop in the time machine and travel back to oh, say, last Monday. Here’s the call:

A leading member of the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt told the Arabic-language Iranian news network Al-Alam on Monday that he would like to see the Egyptian people prepare for war against Israel, according to the Hebrew-language business newspaper Calcalist.

Muhammad Ghannem reportedly told Al- Alam that the Suez Canal should be closed immediately, and that the flow of gas from Egypt to Israel should cease “in order to bring about the downfall of the Mubarak regime.”

Now, fast forward back to today and here’s the response:

Natural gas supply to Israel cut off after blast at Egyptian terminal

Egypt temporarily suspended its natural gas supply to Israel as a security precaution after an explosion at a terminal in the northern Sinai Peninsula, Israel radio said Saturday.

See also:
Egypt Pipeline Explosion Cuts Gas Supply To Israel
Egypt Gas Pipeline Attacked
Gas pipeline to Jordan set ablaze in Egypt
Saboteurs attack Egypt gas pipeline to Jordan
Egypt halts gas pipeline shut after explosion
Saboteurs Attack Egypt Gas Pipeline to Jordan, Shut Off Gas to Israel
Egypt-Jordan Gas Pipeline Attacked
Egypt halts gas supply to Israel as main pipeline blown up
Egyptian natural gas to Israel cut off after explosion
Fire at Egypt metering station caused gas cut to Israel-company
ISRAEL: Egypt gas pipeline explosion raises energy concerns
“I’ve no idea when Egyptian gas delivery will resume”
Israel jittery about continued gas supply from Egypt, pushes to develop own sources

So, are we taking this Islamist threat seriously yet?

/will Jordon be the next domino to circle the drain and fall?