It’s The Jihad Stupid

Oh look, here’s two more American Muslims scheming to unleash a murder spree to massacre as many of their fellow countrymen as possible, all in the name of Islam. Muslim problem, what Muslim problem?

Two men charged with plan to attack military recruiting station

Two U.S. citizens from Seattle and Los Angeles — described as “would-be terrorists” by the FBI — have been arrested and charged with plotting to kill Americans enlisting in the armed forces in Seattle, federal officials announced Thursday.

The men were identified as Abu Khalid Abdul-Latif, (also known as Joseph Anthony Davis), 33, of Seattle; and Walli Mujahidh, (also known as Frederick Domingue Jr.) 32, of Los Angeles.

“Driven by a violent extreme ideology, these two young Americans are charged with plotting to murder men and women who were enlisting in the armed forces to serve and protect our country,” said a top counter-terrorism official at the Justice Department.

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According to a source working with federal agents, Abdul-Latif said the original plan to attack Fort Lewis “would be in retaliation for alleged crimes committed by United States soldiers in Afghanistan,” a court document said.

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The plot allegedly involved a conspiracy to use grenades and firearms which they would use to kill the victims and then use to fight police as they made their escape.

See also:
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UPDATE 2-Two arrested in Seattle in plot against military
Justice Department: Two Arrested In Plot To Attack Seattle Recruiting Station
FBI Arrests Two Men for Plot to Shoot Up Seattle Military Recruiting Center
Two Muslim Converts Arrested for Bomb Plot at Military Recruitment Center in Seattle
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I must say that it’s truly remarkable how the FBI manages to foil so many terror plots before they come to fruition. Then again, since the plots just about always involve jihadis, the FBI knows where to look and who to look for.

/religion of peace my ass

Do You Believe In Iranian Magic?

It looks like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is on his way out as Iran’s president. You know you’re in real trouble when they start arresting your staff for witchcraft.

Ahmadinejad allies charged with sorcery

Close allies of Iran’s president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, have been accused of using supernatural powers to further his policies amid an increasingly bitter power struggle between him and the country’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

Several people said to be close to the president and his chief of staff, Esfandiar Rahim Mashaei, have been arrested in recent days and charged with being “magicians” and invoking djinns (spirits).

Ayandeh, an Iranian news website, described one of the arrested men, Abbas Ghaffari, as “a man with special skills in metaphysics and connections with the unknown worlds”.

See also:
Ahmadinejad Staffers Accused of Sorcery
Ahmadinejad’s Advisers Jailed for Practicing Witchcraft
Close aide to Ahmadinejad arrested
Ahmadinejad supporters arrested
In Iran, do they burn witches too?
Internal strife emerges as Tehran looks westward
Trouble at the top
Ahmadinejad in the Crosshairs
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to resign as Iranian president?
Breaking: Ahmadinejad to resign

The bizarre arrests seem to have something to do with the production and distribution of the Iranian end times documentary The Coming. Is Ahmadinejad being sacked for his fervent belief that the return of the 12th Imam is near? Will his ouster be a positive development for the West’s relations with Iran? Who knows?

/although, as long as Iran’s theocracy is still in power, I doubt it

About That Laptop . . .

Danger Will Robinson!

Laptop use may damage testicles’ ability to create sperm, spermatogenesis

Men who are trying to have children may want to be more careful about where they put their laptops. Regular laptop use will heat up the testicles, a condition called scrotal hyperthermia, and habitual laptop use may not allow enough time for the scrotum to recover. If chronic heating occurs without adequate recovery, this could result in permanent damage to the testicles and decreased sperm production, or spermatogenesis.

See also:
Sitting with a laptop will fry your sperm
Laptop use may lower sperm count, study says
Study Shows Laptop Use May Lower Sperm Count
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Why Laptop Computing Might Not Be Great for Fertility
Male Infertility, and Other Ways Your Laptop Is Slowly Killing You
Is your laptop toasting your testicles?
Laptop heat could affect male fertility: study
How to Prevent Laptops from Toasting your Sperm?
Laptop overheating may affect male fertility, even with a pad

THE LAPTOP COOKED MY NUTS!

/you’ve been warmed