My Brush With Sharia

So I went to the liquor store today, to stock up for tonight’s start of the NFL season. By the way, Go Vikings, just keep Prince locked in the closet this year.

Anyway, I board the bus for the trip home, hit my fare card, and the Somali bus driver tells me I can’t bring my packaged, unopened beer on his bus. After I sat down he refused to move and threatened to call his supervisor. After about a minute’s worth of standoff in which I twice told him to call his supervisor, he finally gave up and drove on. Score one for the unclean infidel who doesn’t use his left hand as toilet paper. Unreal, creeping Sharia, this crap has been going on with cabs at the MSP airport for a couple years, but now it’s apparently spread to the MTC bus system. Give them an inch and they’ll take a mile.

/as soon as I got home, I called his supervisor and reported his little Muslim ass and, as a bonus, now he’s going to burn in Hell for letting me ride his bus with my haram beer, so there’s that

How Strange Can It Get?

Just when you thought NFL playoff football couldn’t get any weirder.

See also:
Prince Vikings Song Hails Purple and Gold Before NFC Title Game
Prince pens ‘Purple and Gold,’ new Minnesota Vikings fight song
Prince debuts new fight song for Vikings
Is Prince’s “Purple and Gold” Better Than “The Super Bowl Shuffle?”
Prince’s ‘Purple And Gold’ Is No ‘Super Bowl Shuffle,’ But It’ll Do
Music review: Prince’s Vikings song is ‘Purple and Mold’

And if that’s not bizarre enough for you, aparently Brett Favre is a big American Idol fan.

See also:
Brett Favre Sings ‘Pants on the Ground’
‘Pants on the Ground’: Favre playoff edition
Pants On The Ground and Favre
“Pants on the Ground” Guy Larry Platt Wants to Duet With Brett Favre

Let us pray.

Our Favre-ther who art in Minnesota, hallowed be thy name.
Thy bowl will come, it will be won, In Miami as it is in the Dome.
Give us this Sunday, Our weekly win.
Give us touchdown passes, but do not let others pass against us.
Lead us not into frustration, but deliver us to the Super Bowl.
For thine is the MVP, the …best of the NFC, and the glory of the Purple People Eaters now and forever.
Amen

Is there a football game somewhere amid all this insanity?

/Go Vikings, stomp the ‘Aints! Brees on the ground, Brees on the ground . . .