To Ass Bombers And Beyond!

Here comes the al Qaeda Rump Rangers, the Pussy Patrols, and now the Implant Infantry, with explosives in every orifice and more. Coming soon to an airport near you, body cavity searches and even more intrusive screening methods. Enjoy your flight!

Al Qaeda looks at surgical implants to get a bomb past airport security

Al Qaeda operatives in Yemen recently discussed surgically implanting an explosive device under the skin of a suicide bomber to get past airport detectors and blow up a U.S.-bound passenger plane, a U.S. official said Wednesday.

There is no indication of an immediate plot, but the government has warned airlines, stepped up security at U.S. airports and encouraged other countries to adjust security measures.

The focus is mostly on international flights, but domestic passengers are likely to see more bomb-sniffing dogs and an increased use of swabs that test for traces of explosive material on hands and luggage.

See also:
Al Qaeda ‘Belly Bombs’ Entirely Possible, Doctor Says
US warns of new ‘belly bomb’ terror threat
Airport scanners would not catch an implant bomber: Admission as officials announce ‘more passenger interaction’
Al Qaeda plots to implant bombs in fanatics to beat body scanners
US warns airlines of threat of ‘implanted bombs’
Beware new breast implant bomb, feds warn: Terrorists may try to sneak in explosives in implants
Terrorist threat of ‘human bombs’ means tighter airport security
TSA warns of implant bombers, prepares fliers for swab tests
Threat of Human Bombs Could Make Flying Difficulties Even Worse
American airports warned of potential ‘belly bomb’ threat
Qaeda plots body bombs
The new terrorist threat: undetectable, surgically implanted bombs
TSA Warns of Possibility of Surgically Implanted Bombs
TSA warns airlines of explosive implants in people’s bodies
Terrorists may try to surgically implant bombs in their bodies, TSA warns

Putting aside just how effective an explosive detonated inside the body would actually be, it’s a threat and so we have to try and defend against it, and that means al Qaeda has already won just by making the threat. As much as al Qaeda would love to take down a few airliners, their main objective is to cause as much economic damage and societal inconvenience as possible to our Western way of life and this sure ought to do it.

/unless we’re going to start doing some serious profiling in conjunction with comprehensive intelligence, we really have no practical defense against the concept of a “body bomb”, without performing prison style body cavity searches and cranking those x-ray machines up past eleven

Fighting Al Qaeda With Words On Paper And TV Talking Points

A true team effort at CYA damage control if there ever was one. Nine pages of PDF and a half hour of talking later . . . are we any safer?


Remarks by the President on Strengthening Intelligence and Aviation Security


Briefing by Homeland Security Secretary Napolitano, Assistant to the President for Counterterrorism and Homeland Security Brennan, and Press Secretary Gibbs

Summary of the White House Review of the December 25, 2009 Attempted Terrorist Attack

Attempted Terrorist Attack on December 25, 2009: Intelligence, Screening, and Watchlisting System Corrective Actions

Obama Orders Security Fix

President Barack Obama ordered his top intelligence chiefs Thursday to patch gaps in the way terrorism intelligence is distributed, analyzed and checked against watch lists used to identify potential attackers bound for the U.S.

It was his strongest and most detailed response to the Christmas Day attempt to blow up an airliner bound for Detroit. “We are at war,” the president said. “We are at war with al Qaeda.”

The White House also released details on how the alleged suspect, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, slipped through the intelligence net, used cash to purchase a one-way ticket and, carrying a bomb sewn into his underwear, boarded a Northwest Airlines flight with almost 300 passengers and crew.

A “series of human errors” included the “delayed dissemination of a finished intelligence report” that might have helped intelligence analysts connect the dots and prevent the attempted bombing, according to an unclassified version of the White House review of the attempted Christmas attack. The “finished report,” prepared by the Central Intelligence Agency, contained background on Mr. Abdulmutallab, officials said.

See also:
U.S. was more focused on al-Qaeda’s plans abroad than for homeland, report on airline bomb plot finds
Obama Releases Security Review of Attempted Bombing
White House releases intelligence review of attempted Christmas attack
Travelers react to Obama’s security review
Obama Orders Improvements in Security Policies
U.S. learned intelligence on airline attack suspect while he was en route
John Brennan: We failed on Christmas Day terrorist intelligence
What Surprised Brennan, Napolitano In Wake of Flight 253 Attack
The Daily Wrap: What We Learned About the Intelligence Failure
Factbox: Christmas Day bombing plot: Who knew what, when?

Personally, releasing nine pages of reports to the public and putting the Three Stooges on the TV to apologize and make excuses, while entertaining, doesn’t impress or reassure me and certainly does nothing to make Americans any safer. Until the government can actually keep terrorists off of commercial aircraft, it’ll still be primarily up to the flying public to stomp on the al Qaeda operatives when they try and explode their underwear. Talk is cheap, just do it.

/instead of wasting everybody’s time covering your ass with damage control on the TV, spend that time killing a few al Qaeda or at least trying to disrupt their networks and plots