Sucks To Be This Stupid


Girl with 56 stars tattooed on face admits she asked for them

Kimberley Vlaminck had insisted she dozed off after asking the tattooist for just three small stars – then woke in horror to find her face was covered.

The Belgian blamed the Flemish-speaking tattooist for not being able to understand her French and English instructions.

Amid a frenzy of media attention, she then pledged to sue the tattoo artist, Rouslan Toumaniantz, for the £9,000 she needed for laser surgery to have them removed.

She said after the tattooing last week: “It is terrible for me. I cannot go out on to the street. I look like a freak.”

But the 18-year-old has finally confessed she did not fall asleep, that she wanted all the stars and was “fully aware” of what Mr Toumaniantz was doing.

Ms Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew: “I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them. But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and the that the tattooist mad made a mistake.”

Mr Toumaniantz – himself covered from head to foot in tattoos and piercings – had consistently denied he had made a mistake and always insisted Vlaminck wanted all 56 stars.

He said at the time: “I maintain that she absolutely agreed that I tattoo those 56 stars on the left side of her face.”

But despite insisting she had asked for 56 stars, he still initially agreed to pay for half of the treatment to remove the tattoos.

He said: “Kimberley is unhappy and it is not my wish to have an unsatisfied client.”

“I don’t regret it. To tell you the truth, this has given me some publicity.” Mr Toumanaintz is now said to have withdrawn his cash offer and said from now on he will get written consent from clients before he begins tattooing.

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/like I said, no one “sleeps through” 56 stars being tattooed on their face

File under: seemed like a good idea at the time. Mamas don’t let your children grow up to be idiots.

Teenager Kimberley Vlaminck has 56 stars tattooed on face after ‘falling asleep’

This is the sight teenager Kimberley Vlaminck woke up to after falling asleep in a tattooist’s chair – despite claiming she only asked for three stars.

The 18-year-old, who is now suing the body artist for £8,500, said: “I can’t go out on the street. I am so embarrassed. I look horrible.”

Kimberley says she nodded off during the lengthy and painful procedure and awoke to “the nightmare” of 56 stars across her face.

But tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz denies her allegations. He says she only complained after her father “threw a fit” and her boyfriend threatened to dump her.

Kimberley, of Courtrai in Belgium, claimed the Romanian tattooist had failed to under-stanher French and English. She said: “I explicitly said in my native tongue, French, and also in a little bit of English when he looked confused, that I wanted three little stars only near my left eye.”

But Mr Toumaniantz said he knew exactly what she wanted. He added: “She was awake and looked into the mirror several times as the procedure was taking place.

“The trouble all started when she went home and her father and boyfriend threw a fit. They are saying things now like I doped her or hypnotised her. What rubbish. She asked for 56 stars and that’s what she got.”

Kimberley has launched the civil action, seeking money for tattoo removal surgery.


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Hey, I only wanted three stars tattooed on my face, I fell asleep while someone was repeatedly stabbing my face with a needle, I was drunk, doped up, hypnotized, I thought I was dreaming, I thought they were rub ons, the dog ate my sanity! Yeah, right, that’s the ticket!

Okay, she’s obviously lying, no one could “sleep through” having 56 stars tattooed on their face, but that’s actually beside the point. Let’s back up to the beginning. So, she walks into The Tattoo Box with the intention of having three stars tattooed on her face. Then, she meets and lays eyes on her “tattoo artist”, Rouslan Toumaniantz. Now, I ask you, would you let this man tattoo anything on your face? What’s wrong with this picture?


It was a rhetorical question. Anyway, it’s he said, she said, only he said he’s got a witness to the whole sordid episode.

Good luck finding any type of good paying job.

/let this be a lesson to you youngsters out there, DON’T GET TATTOOS ON YOUR FACE!