Achmed, Tell Them What They’ve Won!

Most radio stations, when they have a contest, give out prizes like cash or concert tickets or maybe even a trip, but no, not the bloodthirsty Muslim jihadis, they bring the concept of radio contest prizes to a whole different level.

Al-Shabab radio gives weapons prize to Somali children

A radio station run by Somalia’s al-Shabab Islamist group has awarded weapons to children who won a Koran-reciting and general knowledge contest.

Andulus radio, based near Mogadishu, gave the group which won first prize in the Ramadan competition an AK-47 rifle and the equivalent of $700 (£450).

The second prize-winners received an AK-47 and $500, while the third prize was two hand grenades and $400.

Al-Shabab, linked to al-Qaeda, controls much of southern and central Somalia.

See also:
SOMALIA: Al-Shabab awards children with weapons and bombs [PHOTOS]
Gun is Grand Prize in Al-Shabab Children’s Contest
Somalia: Militant-run radio station gives kids guns, bombs as prizes in Quran contest
Somali teens earn guns in Quran recitation contest
AK-47 first prize in Somali radio competition for children
Somalia’s Al-Shabab Gives Weapons Prize to Children
Somali kids win weapons in Koran contest
Al-Shabab radio contest awards guns to kids in Somalia
Islamist radio station in Somalia giving guns, bombs to children
Prizes for Kids Koran Recital Contest: AK-47s, Grenades

It worth noting that these weapons “prizes” were awarded to the children for reciting a Muslim religious text, the Koran, during a Muslim religious holiday, Ramadan. There’s nothing like giving deadly weapons to children for demonstrating religious prowess during a religious holiday. What manner of [expletive deleted] up religion condones that?

/nevermind, that was a rhetorical question, once again, Islam proves itself to be the religion of mayhem and mass murder, brainwashing each new generation of children into the bloody cult of violent Jihad as young as possible

An American Tradition, For Better Or Worse

The winner and five time consecutive champion . . .

Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest 2011: Who Is to Blame for Its Popularity?

The 2011 Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest was won by a familiar face, as it was Joey Chestnut taking home his fifth consecutive Mustard Belt. In 10 minutes, Chestnut finished off 62 hot dogs, six short of the world record he set in 2009.

No wonder they call him “Jaws.” His parents must be very proud.

As is always the case, there were plenty of people on hand to take in the scene at Coney Island, and many more took it in on ESPN. I haven’t found or heard any exact figures, but last year’s contest drew 40,000 spectators and was watched by nearly 1.7 million people on TV. One assumes those numbers only increased this year.

See also:
Joey Chestnut wins another hot dog title
Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest 2011, Full Results: Joey Chestnut Outlasts Deep Dish, Eater X, B.O.B
Joey Chestnut wins Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest for fifth time
Nathan’s hot dog eating contest in Coney Island: Chestnut downs 62 dogs to win
Joey Chestnut: “Winning tastes pretty good”
Hot dog eating contest: Joey Chestnut wins fifth straight, Kobayashi unofficially breaks world record with 69
Hot Dog Eating Contest at Coney Island
Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest 2011
Chestnut, ‘Black Widow’ win annual hot dog eating contestAlexandria woman wins Nathan’s hot-dog eating contest
Korean-American Woman Ranks as U.S. Hot Dog Queen

Mnnn, hot dogs. 62 in ten minutes that about a hat dog and bun every ten seconds.

/makes me a bit queasy just thinking about it

World’s Ugliest Dog I Am

And the 2011 winner is . . . Yoda!

Yoda is world’s ugliest dog

Yoda’s short tufts of hair, protruding tongue, and long, seemingly hairless legs were enough to earn it the World’s Ugliest Dog title at a Northern California fair.

The 14-year-old Chinese crested and Chihuahua mix won the honour at the annual contest at the Sonoma Marin Fair.

Owner Terry Schumacher of Hanford, California, says the 2lb (900-gram) dog has come a long way since she was found abandoned behind an apartment building. Ms Schumacher says she first thought the pooch was a rat.

See also:
She’s a bit ruff! Chinese-crested Chihuahua mix wins the World’s Ugliest Dog title
1.8 Pound Mutt Claims the 2011 World’s Ugliest Dog (R) Title at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma Tonight
Chinese crested from Hanford wins 23rd annual World’s Ugliest Dog Contest
Meet Yoda, the world’s ugliest dog
The World’s Ugliest Dog is announced.. as Yoda
14-yr-old chihuahua named Yoda wins ‘world’s ugliest dog’ title
Yoda crowned the world’s ugliest dog
World’s Ugliest Dog Crowned, Might Be So Ugly It’s Cute
Ugliest Dog Contest: Chinese Crested Chihuahua Mix Takes Top Prize
Pictures: 2011 World’s Ugliest Dog Contest
Yoda crowned world’s ugliest dog
World’s Ugliest Dog® Contest
World’s Ugliest Dog Contest

Congratulations to Yoda, but she may as well be Miss Universe compared to previous World’s Ugliest Dog winners like 2007’s Elwood . . .

. . . or three time champion Sam.

Hoo boy, them there dogs been beaten silly with the ugly stick!

/I’ll stick to cats